"It's...it's nice to meet you." "TAX CUTS."

more hilarity from mcsweeney's.

a day in the life of a supply-side economist.
the full thing is worth a read, a snippet below:

4:16 p.m.

Edits the Wikipedia entry
for Ronald Reagan

"As president, Ronald Reagan was known for his bold political initiatives, charismatic rhetoric, steadfast opposition to communism, dreamy blue eyes, finely sculpted pectorals, tender yet masculine buttocks, gorgeous pelvic organs that throbbed with Zeus-like potency ..."

4:25 p.m.

Edits the Wikipedia entry
for John Maynard Keynes

"John Maynard Keynes was born in PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS."